How do you know that your kids found the toilet paper roll yet again?
When your money saving husband clumps it up in a ball behind the toilet paper holder for your guests to use.
(yes, that is our garbage can and plunger on the toilet. the boys get into everything! leave the toilet bowl lid down at our house otherwise they will splash in it. they way you can tell is when you go to use the bathroom and the the toilet seat and floor is covered in water, not pee.)